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02
Dec

Computer Shairi - Part 9

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 Urdu Computer Shairi , Computer Poetry , Funny Hindi Computer Poetry , Hindi Computer Shayari , Urdu Funny Shayari , Urdu News , Urdu Pakwan , Hindi News

Computer Shairi - 9

Aapka Chehra Monitor Ki Tarha Chamak Raha Hai
UV Rays Ki Tarha Meri Aankhon Mai Khatak Raha Hai

Nahi Sehen Hota Daalloo Monitor Pe Protective Shield
Naqaab Kahaan Se Laaoon, Searching Is Not My Field

Baaloon Se Tere Milta Julta Hai Cheel Ka Jhopdha
Sar Khoola To Kuch Na Tha Inside Of Your Khopdha

Keyboard Pe Ungliyaan Maar Maar Ke Thak Gaya
Par Tere Bheje Tak Cpu Tak Kuch Input Na Gaya

Ghodhe Ki Taangoon Ki Tarha Chalti Hai Teri Zubaan
Gadhoon Jaisi Bandarroon Jaisi Hai Teri Muskaan

Ab Tere Shut Down Ka Time Aaya Shukr-E-Khuda
Is Puraane Aaple Ko Phek Ke Loonga Compaq Nayaa

Agar Compaq Kharaab Huaa To Hogii Return Policy
I Will Sit On My Tashreef On My Kursee

02
Dec

Computer Shairi - Part 8

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Computer Shairi - 8

Meri Jindagi To Ho Gayee Hai , Ek Boring Khel
Kabse Online Baitha Hoon ,Na E-Mail Aati Hai Na Fe-Male !

Teri LOVELY EYES Ne
Mujpe Ek EFFECT Kiya Hai
Ki Maine Sabko REJECT Karke
Tujko SELECT Kiya Hai!
SELECT Kiya Maine Pyar Se
Dil Nahi Todna Mera INKAAR Se!!

Ab Probably You Need An IBM Beef

22
Nov

Door Se Dekha Series

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Door Se Dekha Series [ New ]

Door Se Dekha To Santra Tha
Pass Jaake Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chooke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Chakh Ke Dekha To Bhi Santra Tha
Wah, Kya Santra Tha !!

Door Se Dekha To Haseena Baal Sukha Rahee Thee,
Kareeb Jakar Dekha To Gayein(Cow) Dum Hilaa Rahee Thee

Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi

Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha…
Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…
Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa.

Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya.

Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha
Door Se Dekha To Sher Tha
Is Liye Paas Gaya Hi Naihn.

Door Se Dekha To Ganje Uchak Rahe Thea
Door Se Dekha To Ganje Uchak Rahe Thea
Pass Jake Dekha To Unde Ubal Rahe The..